2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

2 hours ago // 58,673 notes

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

2 hours ago // 16,654 notes

oldjimmystummy:

i just really want to listen to records in the dark with you and maybe make out a little

(Source: donovanleiitch)

2 hours ago // 43,832 notes

thisisb:

It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,
can mean so much to you now. 

It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year,
can be just a stranger now.

It’s amazing what a year can do

2 hours ago // 242,292 notes

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

3 hours ago // 248,685 notes

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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4 hours ago // 42,550 notes

grumpysalmon:

grumpysalmon:

Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)

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*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*

with metaphors

4 hours ago // 4,036 notes

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

4 hours ago // 163,913 notes

mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

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OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

(Source: hashtagugly)

4 hours ago // 307,928 notes
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