only use boys for warmth it is the only thing they are good for
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it