*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*
If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
i just really want to listen to records in the dark with you and maybe make out a little
It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,
can mean so much to you now.
It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year,
can be just a stranger now.
It’s amazing what a year can do
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)
*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean
OH MY GOD
We’ve hit the 4th wall